6 months ago via jasohgrace ( source 16yrold ) with 240,059 notes


two dads have a conversation

"haha yes i’m going golfing on the weekend"
"hello going golfing on the weekend, i’m dad"
"hello dad, i’m dad"
"hello dad, i’m dad"
"hel̡lo ̀dad, ̢i͟’͜m̧ d́ąd"
"h̕͠͞e̶͘͟l̸̀ló ҉d̕͟ad͝,̷͞ ̢̛i͏̢’m̛͠ ̕ḑ̢͝a͏͢͝ḑ͠"
"H̶͟͏͜E̢͞L҉͏̸҉Ļ̵͘͞O̵͟͟͟ ͏̷̨͠Ḑ̀A̢̛̕͞͞D̸҉̢̕,̛͠ ͏̴Į̵̷̛͘’̀͟͏̵̕M̧͜͢͠ ͢͢͏́͢D̵À͞͝D͞"


remember when i blew a boy and he called me mother when he came boys are fukin weird

"don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. but be sexy. if you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s your own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. if you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. don’t be a tease. if we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex."

— patriarchy proverb (via theirins)


Valentines day is coming up and you know what that means. Nothing absolutely nothing


following back

um i bet this k.j. rolling didn’t even read the books like who the fuck is she

Hermione Granger.

6 months ago via brennbug ( source draconis ) with 4,884 notes




if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

I am a congenital anosmic and have never been able to smell and somehow I know exactly what you’re talking about.


6 months ago via brennbug ( source egberts ) with 464,207 notes

fan passes out after taylor sings to him.

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