sawyerveronicas:

[muffled crying in the distance] really good harmonies in musicals

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so since i haven’t been on tumblr since probably this time last year- i just wanted to say hi to everyone who is strangely still following me. i’m piper.

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dajo42:

two dads have a conversation

"haha yes i’m going golfing on the weekend"
"hello going golfing on the weekend, i’m dad"
"hello dad, i’m dad"
"hello dad, i’m dad"
"hel̡lo ̀dad, ̢i͟’͜m̧ d́ąd"
"h̕͠͞e̶͘͟l̸̀ló ҉d̕͟ad͝,̷͞ ̢̛i͏̢’m̛͠ ̕ḑ̢͝a͏͢͝ḑ͠"
"H̶͟͏͜E̢͞L҉͏̸҉Ļ̵͘͞O̵͟͟͟ ͏̷̨͠Ḑ̀A̢̛̕͞͞D̸҉̢̕,̛͠ ͏̴Į̵̷̛͘’̀͟͏̵̕M̧͜͢͠ ͢͢͏́͢D̵À͞͝D͞"

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p1ants:

remember when i blew a boy and he called me mother when he came boys are fukin weird

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"don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. but be sexy. if you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s your own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. if you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. don’t be a tease. if we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex."

— patriarchy proverb (via theirins)
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dirtylipss:

Valentines day is coming up and you know what that means. Nothing absolutely nothing

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penguqueen:

following back

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um i bet this k.j. rolling didn’t even read the books like who the fuck is she

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Hermione Granger.

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